g.

stop stop stop with your mediocre melodies.
i would simply like to reiterate the spread in case you did not hear me clearly the first seventeen times. eight to zero. eight-nil. beat that. like we beat you.

change of focus:
i do question the obsurdity of a "date auction." i pay for you. then i pay for you? how does this benefit me at all?
i once was a girl in an auction, and with ridiculous and ineffective precaution, was taken by the highest bid from a boy who looked like a squid, who took me on a date of most propsterous concoction.

better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.