Monday, February 18, 2008

shus.

it has been most recently noted.
buy one hot pair of pumps or stilettos (name your steal)
cover bottom of shoe with a heavy form of tape (duct tape not specifically required; electrical tape, because of its convenient black color, may be your best bet)
wear said shoes, scorched as ever, dressed to impress, out on the town.
remove tape.
return.
morally, just tell yourself you dreamt it. to look that smoking would have to have been a dream anyway.

i had something else to say but misplaced it. sorry.

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